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News : London Evening Standard
'Iron Dome may be needed' to protect London from missile attacks
Driverless trains given red signal but Tube strike still on next week
Town Hall Rich List 2026: How many London council staff out-earn PM?
Troubled waters: Will Hammersmith Bridge ever reopen?
Serious disruption at busy London train station over rush hour
Resident left without heating or hot water for over nine months
Barratt cautions over rising build costs as Iran war sends energy prices soaring
Virgin Atlantic hikes fares as fuel costs soar amid Iran war
Poor relationship with Starmer will not overshadow King’s visit, Trump insists
Eddie Redmayne hit with fine for breaking London 20mph speed limit
Learner drivers to get booking fees refunded over crackdown on drip-pricing

News : Sky
Trump threatens UK in new Sky News call
'Very possible' US strikes deal with Iran by end of month, Trump tells Sky News
AA and BSM driving schools ordered to refund 80,000 learner drivers over drip pricing
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NHS has a problem with 'basic, everyday sexism', health sec says
Wednesday's newspaper front pages
How Trump is blockading Iran's ports and ships in the Strait of Hormuz
'Corrosive complacency' - Robertson tears into PM and Reeves in extraordinary intervention on defence
Minister responds to Trump's criticism of Starmer in Sky News interview
Get your Iran war questions in for military analyst Michael Clarke
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Woman shot dead after trying to kidnap toddler in supermarket
UK military chiefs asked to find £3.5bn in savings - and get ready for war
Supermarkets 'taking the mickey' out of shoppers with olive oil prices, says Filippo Berio boss
Kanye West postpones concert indefinitely - a week after UK ban
Warning key fish stocks 'teetering on the brink of collapse' - amid analysis on overfishing

News : Telegraph
LiveTrump: Iranian ships approaching US blockade ‘will be eliminated’
LiveMarketsOil prices ‘could hit $150’
Trump’s ruthless blockade will lock the US into a war of attrition with Iran
Trump attacks ‘weak and terrible’ Pope Leo – and the pontiff hits back Pictured: The president posted an AI-generated image comparing himself to Jesus
Southport inquiry blames killer’s parents Axel Rudakubana, who killed three girls in 2024, was allowed to hoard knives at his home
Labour’s Holy Trinity: Starmer, Rayner and Burnham Sir Keir and his rivals for the leadership make an awkward visit to a school called Holy Trinity
US on high alert for terror attacks as Trump’s war hits home
Primrose Hill murder suspect’s court outburst: ‘You’ve got the wrong person’
Father took own life after botched dental surgery in Turkey Man sent back to Britain without any teeth became deeply broken emotionally
The hidden scandal keeping violent pupils in Britain’s classrooms In an exclusive report, The Telegraph lays bare the fatal consequences of a Left-wing policy that seeks to cut the rate of expulsions
How migrants are deceiving Home Office to claim asylum

News : Guardian
ItalyTrump accuses ally Meloni of lacking courage for not joining attacks on Iran
ExplainedWhat will the UK’s role be in the strait of Hormuz when the Iran war ends?
DefenceHow war in Gulf reveals the ‘cut corners’ on British defence
Trump news at a glancePresident hints at second round of talks with Iran as temporary ceasefire ticks down
UKReeves hits out at ‘folly’ of US going to war without clear exit plan
AnalysisReeves arrives at IMF with little leeway to prove its UK downgrade wrong
VaticanJD Vance defends Trump amid spat with Pope Leo: ‘Stick to matters of morality’
AnalysisUK’s armed forces are in a sad state – and they have only themselves to blame
V&A East architecture reviewFrom ceramics to codpieces, this is a honey-coloured treasure trove of human ingenuity
LiverpoolSlot fears ‘really bad’ Ekitiké injury and laments missed chances
Jonathan WilsonPSG prove not even Anfield has an infinite capacity for miracles

News : Huffington Post
Elevating Exports with UK Export Finance
What People With Small Penises Bring Up Most In Therapy
Everything JD Vance Touches Turns To S**t
Vance On Trump’s Jesus Picture: ‘The President Was Posting A Joke'
Game Of Thrones Publisher Sets The Record Straight On New Book Speculation
'This Guy Is... The Antichrist': Channel 5 Pundit Has Strong Feelings About Trump
Everything A Spider Expert Wants You To Know About False Widow Hospitalisations
My Husband Killed Himself Just Hours After I Asked For A Divorce. Here’s What I Wish I’d Known Then.
'A Neurodivergent Person’s Worst Nightmare': Why The UK Hiring Market Is Still Broken
Critics Are Not Convinced By Euphoria's 'Humourless' And 'Hollow' New Direction

News : ITN
US says blockade has completely halted trade at Iran's ports
'Abandoned': Aid organisations sound alarm as Sudan war enters fourth year
How smash-and-grab raids 'ruin lives' - and why the crime has been growing
AA fined £4.2m and ordered to refund learner drivers over hidden fees
UK to send £752 million and 120,000 drones to Ukraine
Lidl and Iceland ads are first to be banned under new ‘less healthy’ food rules
Duke of Sussex meets Movember workers on visit to men’s health charity
King to charm Trump in US state visit to smooth UK-US relations
'Worst war I've seen': The impact of strikes in Lebanon as peace talks end
How Reeves will respond to the IMF growth downgrade 
EasyJet passenger stranded in Milan for four days after EU border chaos
Kidlington waste mountain clean-up begins after huge illegal dump
Mother hit by lorry pushed daughter's pram to safety 'as her last act'
UK youth unemployment is 'social disaster', says man appointed to fix crisis
How doing your washing on weekends could get you a discount on your electricity
Why is Trump blocking Iran's ports, and could this drive up oil prices?
What is Hezbollah and how is the group involved in the Iran war?
Which European countries are moving away from Trump?
What is in Iran's 10-point ceasefire plan?
Man trapped by tide in Sussex reunited with RNLI crew that saved his life
'You're doing a terrible job': Father of stab victim criticises Sir Mark Rowley

Internet : Wired News
Government Workers Say They’re Getting Inundated With Religion
The FCC Has a Fast Lane for Complaints About Trump’s Media Critics
In the Wake of Anthropic's Mythos, OpenAI Has a New Cybersecurity Model—and Strategy
Telegram Is Still Hosting a Sanctioned $21 Billion Crypto Scammer Black Market
How to Use Google Chrome’s New AI-Powered ‘Skills’
The Fanfare Around the Band Geese Actually Was a Psyop
I Watched 18 Hours of Coachella’s Vertical Livestream and All I Got Was This Lousy FOMO
Silicon Valley Is Spending Millions to Stop One of Its Own
This Windows Laptop Is a MacBook Neo Killer, and It’s Only $500
These Stackable Blocks Help Any Room Sound Better
The Best iPhone 17 Cases and Accessories—We’ve Tested More Than 100
$3 Starz Is the New Best Streaming Deal of 2026
Marine Animals in the Strait of Hormuz Don’t Get a Ceasefire
How the Internet Broke Everyone’s Bullshit Detectors
MAGA Media Seems to Have Hit Its Breaking Point Over Iran
The Pro-Iran Meme Machine Trolling Trump With AI Lego Cartoons

News Mail
China defies Trump: Chinese tanker travels through Strait of Hormuz after Beijing declares US blockade 'dangerous and irresponsible' - Live updates
Call me Meg, Duchess of Sussex tells Australian well-wishers as her and Harry's quasi-royal tour Down Under kicks off despite criticism of 'unacceptable' cost to taxpayer
'Get serious!' Starmer told to choose between spiralling benefits and keeping Britain safe as Labour ex-Nato chief brands the PM 'complacent'
Lord Robertson will use a speech later to accuse the PM of failing to act with the country 'under attack', insisting the Iran war should be a 'rude wake-up call'.
Eleven Met Police officers investigated for 'racism' in their handling of Wimbledon prep school car crash that killed two eight-year-old schoolgirls
Nuria Sajjad and Selena Lau, both eight, died when a Land Rover Defender smashed through a fence into their Wimbledon, south-west London , primary school in July 2023.
Soham killer Ian Huntley died after being struck over the head 'multiple times with a metal bar' in prison attack, inquest hears
An inquest opening into his death in Crook, County Durham, this morning heard that Huntley's cause of death was 'blunt head injury.'
Moment criminals deal drugs INSIDE prison is revealed as smuggling gang that included corrupt officer are jailed
Jason Thompson (pictured), 34, abused his position at HMP Isis to help an organised crime group ferry cannabis, mobile phones and other items into HMP Isis.
The death of the one bedroom flat? How the first rung of the property ladder has collapsed with sellers now facing BIG losses

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