Scrolling News Ticker                        Iranian man arrested trying to enter Faslane nuclear base A 34-year-old man and a 31-year-old woman were arrested at HM Naval Base Clyde, which houses UK's nuclear-armed submarines, on Thursday. EXCLUSIVEPolice, camera… in-action! Police officers are slammed after CCTV catches them sitting in woman’s front room watching TV and using her dumbbells for four hours – after 999 call to her home Iran warns tourist destinations 'not safe for enemies' - as Trump considers 'really serious' move    

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News : Sky
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News : Telegraph
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Moment foul-mouthed youths spark terrifying brawl on Elizabeth Line train after middle-aged passenger asks them to stop vaping
Two 'Iranian spies' are arrested after 'trying to enter Faslane nuclear base' - as Iran threatens Britain for 'participation in aggression' by allowing US to use bases
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